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Tweets on 2008-07-31

  • @dotcomlarry what’s LCBC? #

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Tweets on 2008-07-11

  • I am at work, and thank Jesus it’s Friday, because i am bored outta my face. #
  • installing after effects on work machine. #

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Tweets on 2008-07-03

  • I can’t stand people saying, “Oh! Remind me to tell you what happened to (insert name here).” Tell me now. “No, I don’t wanna type it all” #

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Tweets on 2008-07-02

  • @ylnt just once, I want to jolt awake from that falling sensation right before you go to sleep. . . and TRULY be falling into a sleepcano. #

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George (M)carlin Dies. . . Loved By All

George (M)carlin recently passed away, drawing an end to a observational humor that made him one of the funniest fish in the sea.

Lampooning language, religion, and lots of other topics George was popularized as a comedian in the 70’s. Mainly known for his Seven Words bit, which explains the seven words that you can’t say on network television.

I wasn’t a HUGE fan of his, but I respected him for what he did for censorship laws, and because of that, I turned him into something else that I like, a fish.

Here’s to you, Georgie boy.

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He on Hih Hway…

Last night I ordered some dinner from Hong Kong Taste around 930.

I called them around 10:15 because they closed at 10:30, and I still hadn’t gotten my delicious meal.
After the phone rang for two and a half minutes this happened.

“Hi, I had a order for delivery that I ordered around 930 and I”
“He on hih hway, you see him soon.” (click)

Their compensation for this transgression?

An extra egg roll.

I ate it quietly in the dark and whispered to myself, “I’ll never order from there again.” as I cried.

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Star Fish Jones Breaks off Marriage, Grows New One

Star Fish Jones

Star Fish Jones recently broke it off with her husband. She’s resilient, she’ll be able to grow a new one in no time.

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Elijah Woodpecker

Elijah Woodpecker
He’s with the tree people now.

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Condorleeza Rice

Condorleeza Rice

You better watch out.

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Ewe an McGregor


He’s soft to the touch, but hard to ride.

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